Child: Dad, what am I wearing?
Dad: Its an iPod Shirt to show that I love you and my iPod.
Child: What does it do?
Dad: It plays music and you can listen to poems too.
Child: What does this circle on the shirt do?
Dad: Its called clickwheel. You can skip tracks, adjust the volume.
Child: When will I get this?
Dad: As soon as Apple launches iPod Jr. Until then you wear this from iPopmybaby.
Costs $16.95 each.